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Entries from September 29th, 2008

Adios Shea

September 29th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Doc Hollywood

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Camus and the NFL?

September 26th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Doc Hollywood

Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

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Least Favorite non-playing Personalities Involved in Sports Media

September 24th, 2008 · 8 Comments · T-Willikers

Without question, the Sklar Brothers. Not funny. They say dumb shit and try to spin it in a funny direction by finishing each other’s sentences and then giving the aren’t-we-cute smile into the camera. The only way I would watch these guys is if they were on a show with Woody Paige, [...]

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Who would win?

September 19th, 2008 · 7 Comments · Doc Hollywood

Question. Who would win the 100yard dash to the hot dog?
Mark Mangino.
Phil Fulmer.
Charlie Weiss.
Ralph Friedgen.

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I forgive you, Ed Hochuli.

September 18th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Rawley

Following last Sunday’s debacle in Denver, I gave up on Ed Hochuli. “That SOB has finally done it this time!” I proclaimed in the middle of the Bloomington area Coaches Bar and Grill, after Hochuli incorrectly ruled Jay Cutler’s fumble an incomplete pass. Hochuli’s mistake nearly cost me a much needed fantasy football [...]

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The Dwight Gooden Poster's Fifth Official Poll Result

September 11th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Doc Hollywood

What is your favorite lawn game I ask? Badminton, Badminton, Badminton they reply! Poor bocce ball gave it a shot. Jarts and horseshoes thought about it. Uppity croquet didn’t stand a chance (Note: I think croquet is fine as a pseudo-sport, but the readers hath spoken). Thus, today, September 10th, 2008 TDGP anoints badminton [...]

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Who would make the best Porn star?

September 8th, 2008 · 8 Comments · Doc Hollywood

Camillo Villegas

K.J. Choi

John Daly
I initially thought Villegas would be a shoe in with the cut physique, and unnaturally colored, flowing hair, but the other two seem to have some qualities that might make them competitive.
Discuss.

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More Madden Action

September 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Doc Hollywood

This has got to be fate or fake, you decide.

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NFL Repeateth, Autumn Cometh

September 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Doc Hollywood

Okay, so we dont have this in Bloomington, IN:

But, we do have this:

That’s right, Coaches is in full effect. It’s about the only place in the world to drink overpriced buckets of beer and see the NFL get richer and richer off some dudes who want to compete over meaningless shit. I, for one, am [...]

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And We're Off…

September 5th, 2008 · 4 Comments · T-Willikers

In my excitement over the NFL season’s beginning I started scouring for tickets to games in cities I might be around this fall and winder. I was most closely checking for Seahawks tickets and the cheapest I could find were $155. It’s a bit fooked that a league whose roots lie in factory [...]

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