THE DWIGHT GOODEN POSTER

a sports blog full of virtual ozzie smith backflips and the like

THE DWIGHT GOODEN POSTER header image 4

Entries from November 25th, 2008

When it Comes to Green Bay Coaches, Fat is Out

November 25th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Ground Possum

I am sure that most NFL fans know the deal: former Green Bay coaches populate the league like stink on a monkey. While we’ve thankfully rid ourselves of Mariucci and Sherman, we still have to deal with perhaps the the two most over-rated coaches in the NFL, two of the fatter, most-mustachioed men in the [...]

[Read more →]

Tags:

Maurice Morrissey

November 22nd, 2008 · 2 Comments · T-Willikers

So the NFL has been using a cover Morrissey song “Everyday is Like Sunday” from his delightful “Viva Hate” album. They just repeat the line “every day is like Sunday” over and over. It’s pretty funny if you’re a pervert like me. There’s some irony to this because the NFL [...]

[Read more →]

Tags:

Calipari Rides Again

November 19th, 2008 · 9 Comments · T-Willikers

Dude gets the top high school player to go to Memphis. Boom to tha shakalak. Proof that morals are stupid and the Pacino’s character in The Devil’s Advocate knew the score. Calipari’s like any of these other sleazeball coaches, with one key difference: he’s sleazier and won’t get caught. Teflon [...]

[Read more →]

Tags:

It's Cool, Barry

November 15th, 2008 · 5 Comments · T-Willikers

So, one of TDGP’s patron saints, the illustrious and uber-stylish Barry Melrose was fired from the lowly Tampa Bay Lightning just 16 games into their season.
First of all, that seems pretty unfair. The guy only get a few months to prepare and then is canned less than a third of the way [...]

[Read more →]

Tags:

Things Mike Singletary Says

November 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

I want to start a new post format: Things Mike Singletary Says. Anyone can leave a TMSS post, just one rule: Mike Singletary has to have said it.
For example:
Gore reported earlier in the day that he had suffered a concussion during Monday night’s loss to Arizona, and that he was still experiencing headaches. Singletary [...]

[Read more →]

Tags:

How to Watch Hockey on TV

November 11th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Seamus McGee

I have a confession to make: I am from the United States, and I love ice hockey (field hockey: also fun). Hockey is famously unpopular in this country, except in Detroit, where it satisfies white people’s thirst for violence while allowing them to continue avoiding actual Detroit (sorry, Detroit: you had it coming).
But hockey is [...]

[Read more →]

Tags:

Update: Failed Redesign, Obliterated Poll

November 11th, 2008 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

You may notice a slightly new look to TDGP today. After a failed redesign attempt we have reverted back to our original (but slightly modified) template. After sifting through and applying Nadal, Shaqtus, and Pregnancy themed templates. . . nothing quite worked.
A sad byproduct of this redesign failure is the death of all our [...]

[Read more →]

Tags:

Don't Worry About It

November 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Doc Hollywood

If he stays healthy, I see the Suns going deep all up in the Playoffs. . .

[Read more →]

Tags:·

Raiders and Rams to Join "Lions Consortium"

November 11th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Ground Possum

ABOVE: Jake Delhomme searches for an open Raider defender.
A week after they totaled 10 team passing yards, the Oakland Raiders found a new way to confound the naysayers who said they could not possibly suck any more: they lost to The Carolina Panthers 17-6 in a game in which Jake Delhomme threw for a mere [...]

[Read more →]

Tags:

Remember Back When?

November 6th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Doc Hollywood

I think that in 30 years time we all need to get together and reminisce about our fav Ryan Leaf moments.

[Read more →]

Tags: