Following convicted felon Kirk Radomski’s comments on ESPN’s “Outside the Lines,” the integrity of our site’s patron saint, Dwight “Doc” Gooden, has come under attack. Radomski contends that Gooden, while a MLB player, had the steroid provider twice take league-mandated urine tests for the Mets hurler. We here at The Dwight Gooden Poster do not [...]
Entries from January 27th, 2009
Most Awesomest Athletes, 2008, Vol. I: The Roc
January 24th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Ground Possum
In light of the negative posts about most irritating athletes, I think that some positive vibes might be good for the site. While I can think of many awesome choices, I believe that the first nod must go to Rocco Mediate. Sure, he is a weirdo, he wears super-high pants, and his performance [...]
Most Irritating Sports Figures, 2009, Vol. II: Jeff Kent
January 23rd, 2009 · 3 Comments · T-Willikers
First of all, good riddance. Though the mustache is currently making a comeback through the sexy likes of Brad Pitt and Rawley, all it signified during the late ‘90s and early ‘00s was cop or an otherwise insecurity-fueled quest for power at others’ expense. And, as well all remember, ole Kent rocked all [...]
Tags:Irritation·Jeff Kent·Mustache
Keep B-Dawk in Philly
January 21st, 2009 · 5 Comments · Doc Hollywood
I was watching ESPN today and heard the good news: Big Fatty Reid and Always a Bridesmaid McNabb are coming back to Philly. If you look past the silly names I just called them, I actually like the Eagles quite a bit. McNabb has been on my fantasy team the last two years and I [...]
Tags:Brian Dawkins·Eagles
Retraction: Erin Andrews was right.
January 21st, 2009 · 3 Comments · Doc Hollywood
On 7/15/08, I posted a clip of Erin Andrews shying away from the antics of seemingly affable-dude-coach-man Bruce Pearl. I chided her for being uncomfortable about this.
Recently, news has come to light that Bruce Pearl was a little bit like our 42nd president Slick Willie. While I want to shy away from moralizing Willie’s past [...]
A Note on Erin Andrews…
January 20th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Ground Possum
While TDGP has been up and running for a good while now, we have found that no other reference brings so many web-searchers to our site as “Erin Andrews.” She has been mentioned in passing by our blog a few times , most notably in a story by Doc Hollywood about Bruce Pearl and [...]
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Most Irritating Sports Figures, 2009, Vol. 1: Tebow
January 20th, 2009 · 2 Comments · T-Willikers
If I wanted to read the bible, I’d do so after doing something sleazy in a motel room. And the verses this dude pastes on his cheeks. Borasauraus Rex, like snooze-ville. Why not have some fun and hit the public with some Old Testament shit? Like Deuteronomy or Numbers. Maybe [...]
Tags:Irritation·Snagglepuss·Tebow·The Bible·Tri-Cities Fever
Garbage Bowl
January 18th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Rawley
This is shaping up to be one of those really lame Super Bowls. The matchup is less than compelling and these two teams lack the bigger-than-life personalities that sometimes make this already over-hyped more game more enjoyable. While I’m excited about Arizona’s air show, Pittsburgh has a wonderful habit of making every one of their [...]
Tags:I love football but not this garbage·Limas Sweed is a choad·Ravens/Steelers officials were HORRIBLE!·Ryan Clark is a dirty player·this super bowl will very likely suck immensely
Clyde aint lost the Swagga
January 13th, 2009 · No Comments · T-Willikers
Here’s a link to a chat between ESPN and Clyde Drexler that evidences my deep love for Drex Flex tha Sex (I made that up…hasn’t caught on yet). Drex, as far as I’m concerned is one of TDGP’s patron saints. These tidbits from the chat should explain why:
When asked if he thinks his [...]
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