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Entries from February 25th, 2010

Fuck Yeah

February 25th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

Let’s here it for this campaign.

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Possum Censured by TDGP

February 25th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Doc Hollywood

Despite his record of correct psychic predictions and a reputation as an excellent researcher and reporter, the TDGP has suspended Ground Possum for three days, following his publishing of the story “Ladies’ Short.”  The sanction comes as a result of Ground Possum’s sloppy fact reporting on the Women’s Figure Skating Short Program at the Vancouver [...]

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Ladies’ Short

February 24th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Ground Possum

Since we seem to have become the de facto ice skating source for the blog nation, let me give some props to the ladies and the work they did last night. First of all, in the all-important short program, of all the women who skated on TV, zero made any big mistakes. [...]

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Sports Break: Busey style.

February 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

Not really sports-related, just thought we should take a moment to give it up for Gary Busey getting his girlfriend pregnant. At 65, this dude’s seed still swims. Kudos.

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Hilarity ensues

February 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

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Pure Platinum, Baby!!

February 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

Awesome upending of medal significance that draws on the record industry (?), hip hop (?).

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Plushenko 4 Prez

February 22nd, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

Why oh why did Plushenko not bring out this performance for the Olympics?

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The worst thing ever caught by the camera eye

February 22nd, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

This shit is awful on so many levels.

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Tiger scandal, boon for hot air

February 22nd, 2010 · 2 Comments · Doc Hollywood

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Fuck, You Duckett

February 22nd, 2010 · 2 Comments · Seamus McGee

So this happened:
Kevin VanDam, the Tiger Woods of bass fishing, just won his third Bassmaster Classic and the accompanying $500,000 prize. You’ll no doubt recall that he was on my fantasy team, along with 4th place finisher Russ Lane and 6th place finisher Mike Iaconelli. Not bad, I guess, except that shoo-in champion Boyd Duckett [...]

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