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Entries from March 31st, 2010

Things I Seen…

March 31st, 2010 · 1 Comment · Ground Possum

Generally when we are talking about the things I have seen, we are talking the future and the Possumus.  But today, I would like to point to the most important things I have noticed in the sports world over the last ten days or so.  Then, I will draw conclusions about those events.  Here they [...]

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Well I did it

March 30th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Doc Hollywood

Hit a new low tonight, started playing fantasy baseball. Maybe I will do some updates like Seamus does with fantasy fishing. I am a bit ambivalent about playing, I mean, fuck, it is a 162 game season. Apparently you only have to set the roster once a week, so maybe I can handle it. Here [...]

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Just Plain Awesome

March 27th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

baseball samuraiUploaded by tanaka223. – More video blogs and vloggers.

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Why Do You Keep Tempting Me, Rick Reilly?

March 26th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Seamus McGee

I haven’t gone after Reilly in a while. He’s been writing acceptable stuff–his last was on George Karl’s cancer, and I’m not gonna attack a piece on George Karl’s cancer.
So it’s good to see Rick’s back on Tiger Woods.
This drivel asks an important question: what if, after the whole adultery scandal, Tiger wins the Masters, [...]

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Well, Fuck It

March 24th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Doc Hollywood

To be sober with minors in the car while intoxicated or not to be? That is the question for the blog’s patron saint, Dwight “Doc” Gooden. Apparently he was in an car accident on Tuesday that featured, “driving while under the influence of drugs, reckless driving and leaving the scene of an accident.” Also, to [...]

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Fantasy Fishing Week 3 Wrapup

March 24th, 2010 · 5 Comments · Seamus McGee

Ugh. For a second straight week I fell just below the median score, dropping to the 62nd percentile on the season. VanDam blew it again, missing the first cut and finishing 59th out of 93. Ick. I should’ve played Ike at 25th, but instead of KVD, not Reese, who did what he was supposed to [...]

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Shake Weight

March 24th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Doc Hollywood

THE_REAL_SHAQ :
Am I the only that thinks the “shake weight commercial” is um, weird, and u say it, lol

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Prayer, the Wonderlic, and Tebow

March 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

Just woke up and today is already a good day because I found this out. The comments are almost as good as the story itself.

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New NBA Playoffs Promo

March 22nd, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

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Texas manager tests positive for awesome

March 17th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Doc Hollywood

Really? Just him? Wouldn’t you do a ton of coke if you had to be in the dugout, bored out of your fucking mind by a 162 game season (relatedly: season too long)?

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