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Entries from April 29th, 2010

Is Your Mom a Hooker?

April 29th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Doc Hollywood

I don’t understand this thing.  What has this question to do with Dez Bryant’s “character”?  And his ability or not to play football for the Dolphins?  How does the GM even come to that question?  What a bizarre story.

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Hey Dwight: Shut Up and Stop Fouling

April 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Ground Possum

If there are any loyal readers, you probably remember how we were (all but Jimmy P) on board with the Magic last season.  We all suffered the heartbreak of Van Gundy’s ridiculous coaching moves.
But, I am getting a bit tired of Dwight Howard’s bitching about fouls.  Dude, you led the league in fouls this year.  [...]

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Steve Phillips: Laying the dick to the Mets one last time

April 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

This is just great. Talk about a retirement plan.

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Fantasy Fishing Poll: Kevin VanDam or Mike Iaconelli?

April 27th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Seamus McGee

That’s it. Tell me in comments which of these two should join Skeet Reese on my team this week for the Alabama Charge at Pickwick Lake. As for the rest of the roster:
3. Tim Horton. Named after breakfast and on his home lake.
4. Gerald Swindle. Also from Alabama. I’m trying, for the first time, the [...]

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I’m pretty sure I know why the Bucks won both home games

April 27th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

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Quote of the Day

April 25th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

“Some people watch adult videos on their computer,” Schwartz had told me. “I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me aroused.”

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I dig it

April 24th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Doc Hollywood

What do I dig? This.

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Tracking the Draft: Denver Broncos & Other Things

April 23rd, 2010 · 7 Comments · Doc Hollywood

So, let’s try and understand the Denver Broncos first round of the 2010 NFL Draft. Before the Draft started, Denver had a lot of picks: 11, 43 (from Brandon Marshall pre-draft trade), 45, 80, 114, 137 (from Tony Scheffler pre-draft trade), 146, 183, 220 (from Tony Scheffler pre-draft trade). This seems like a lot of [...]

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BCS: Nice.

April 22nd, 2010 · No Comments · Ground Possum

The BCS has published the ways that a non-power conference can get an auto bid for the BCS.  Here are the three qualifications–” the ranking of the highest-ranked team in the final BCS standings; the final regular-season computer rankings of all the teams in a conference; and the number of teams in the top 25 [...]

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Grand Central Station: Euphemism Arriving Now

April 21st, 2010 · 4 Comments · Doc Hollywood

“If Roethlisberger was essentially a good guy who engaged in some bad behavior one night, then you draw the line in the sand and move on.”

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