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Entries from May 31st, 2010

Carry on My Hayward Son

May 31st, 2010 · No Comments · T-Willikers

Ok, that title is not really supposed to add to the post.
But this is egregious and nasty stuff that must be discussed stat.
In Chad Ford’s most recent ESPN NBA Draft “Big Board,” Butler’s Gordon Hayward is placed at #10.  I’m no expert, but this seems pretty inflated.  He’s a good player, for sure, but #10 [...]

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“You got to be kidding me right here”

May 30th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

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Since When Does Greg Oden Play Tennis?

May 29th, 2010 · No Comments · Ground Possum

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Don’t you know it.

May 27th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Doc Hollywood

“There’s no defense,” manager Cito Gaston said, “against the trot.”

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Quick Hits

May 26th, 2010 · 5 Comments · Ground Possum

1) Old News.  Here’s what Steve Elling just wrote about the LPGA:
“Hope you like your sarcasm with huge dollops of smarm. I tell you, I was stunned, shocked and stupefied to learn that the LPGA match-play final last weekend [...]

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Fantasy Fishing Week 7 Wrapup

May 26th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Seamus McGee

9 points above the median, which is supremely mediocre, but I’m happy about it. Why? Mainly because McClelland and Kriet, the two guys selected specifically based on expert recommendations, actually came through–15th and 13th, respectively. Wild card Edwin Evers finished a solid 19th, but Reese and Niggemeyer, my team leaders, crapped out at 58th and [...]

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NFL on Roids: ‘Whatever’

May 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

Am I the only one that thinks that the NFL should be more concerned and perhaps levy greater penalties to players testing positive for banned substances?  I know that there is the argument that no one should care about baseball roids, because there is a case to be made that only baseball’s ‘hallowed records’ are [...]

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You Ain’t No Canseco, Mang

May 20th, 2010 · No Comments · T-Willikers

Floyd Landis confessed to using PEDs throughout the majority of his career.  And nobody gives a dang.  A little advice for you, Floyd.  If you are going to implicate people or hint around at implicating people, go Canseco on that ass.  Be bold, make shit up, go on bad talk shows, become a reality tv [...]

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Fantasy Fishing Week 7: Pride of Georgia

May 19th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Seamus McGee

Which is another great name for a tournament. Shouldn’t the PGA start livening up its tournament names? No one even remembers the names of most golf events, so how about the Wyndham Championship changing to the “Wyndham’s Envy of California”? Fuck you, Pebble Beach and your “AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am”! We OWN this state, [...]

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Hilarious

May 16th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood

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