After a rather extended holiday trip home to carouse with family, the Possum is back on the beat, and he is primed with some resolutions and predictions for the first year of the new decade. Enjoy…
Here's me speaking to my nephew, Heroditus.
Resolution: I will strive to more assiduously sift through the visions of time and space that come to me. (Doc Hollywood insists that a few of my predictions have been wrong, but he fails to understand that reality is not black and white and that there is an art to deciphering the cosmos.)
Predicition: This does not let you off the hook, WNBA. You may have skirted by this season, but there’s still time… Marion Jones, look elsewhere for a second career.
The lights are dimming, ladies...
Resolution: I will try to have a more active engagement with Major League Baseball. The season is way too long, and it is among the more mind-numbing sports to watch, but I will try.
Prediction: The Mariners will win the West next season. I do like Ichiro, at least.
Keep swinging, Suzuki; that was totally a strike.
Resolution: I will not get as upset at the outcome of the NBA Finals this year.
Prediction: That’s because the Lakers will not repeat as champions.
Spoiler or teaser????
Resolution: I will try to watch and be excited by golf, even without Woods on the Tour.
Predicition: He will not miss the Masters.
This guy's a narcissist and sex addict? Whaaaa???!!! Well, anyway, he will be playing golf. No worries.
That’s all at this early date in the year, but be assured that Nostrapossumus is unyielding in his dedication to bringing you all the info you need to see what it is you are seeing.
oh man, keepin’ it broad. scared of the doc hollywood investigation. man up! how about the mariners taking it all??
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