Suck it, Americans! I personify excellence. The only athlete that can come close is Federer and he is powered by a secret stash of Nazi gold.
Fuck NBC’s over narrativized athletes. Vonn was cool, but had that boring tiff with what’s her face. White was cool, but all his teammates hate his selfish “EXTREME” ass (almost as much as they hate their own “EXTREME” asses). Lysacek was fine, but those snakes scared me and he didn’t do a quad. Rochette was heartwarming, but Yu-Na just crushed her. USA-Canada hockey was fine, but all those people that almost cared about hockey have already forgotten about it.
So, although all of your stories were somewhat great, Marit Bjoergen blew your shit out of the water. Sure, NBC focused on what “sold” (except curling, which they shamelessly banished to MSNBC or some other -NBC), but in doing so they stonewalled Bjoergen. Also, they shamelessly cut away from the closing ceremonies to bring us another shitty quasi-reality show about shit that happens to shitty people that are dumb enough to display their shitty lives on shitty network TV.
All-in-all, great Olympics!
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