genius in arrested motion
Ground Possum’s favorite former NBA player apparently is now playing for the love of money to pay off a massive debt(?)
Also, for posterity:
THE DWIGHT GOODEN POSTER
a sports blog full of virtual ozzie smith backflips and the like
“Nostrapossumus Predicts” Tally Sheet
04/01/09
☐ 1) Psycho T will totally Laettner it in the NBA.
¿? 2) Next year, Tiger will make his 2000 season look like amateur hour.
✔ 3) Calp will incur NCAA sanctions of some kind within two years of becoming coach at Kentucky.
✔ 4) We haven’t heard the last of Favre.
✔ 5) Michelle Wie will finally win a tourney.
04/29/09
✔ 6) The upcoming Caps-Pens series will not bring any new viewers to the game of hockey.
✔ 7) The new Lions logo will not intimidate Detroit opponents.
✔ 8) Al Davis will continue to de-value the Raiders franchise.
¿? 9) Finally, the WNBA will fail after this summer’s season.
06/26/09
☐ 10)Blake Griffin will perform well in LA, but it will not matter.
✔ 11) Steph Curry will make an immediate impact.
¿? 12) The Spurs will rise again (again).
09/02/09
✕ 13) A healthy Pats team means the threat of another undefeated season.
✔ 14) Ray Rice will establish himself as one of the NFL’s top backs.
☐ 15) Finally, Sergio Garcia won’t win a major next year– again.
09/14/09
☐ 16) Caroline Wozniacki just reached her last Slam final (U.S. Open '09), barring a game re-fit.
✕ 17) If McNabb misses any significant time, Kolb will struggle and Vick will replace him (after week 3).
✔ 18) Bama finds a way this year against Jesus Jones and the Florida Gators.
11/18/09
✕ 19) Steve Nash will finish either 1 or 2 in the NBA MVP race.
✕ 20) Clemson will beat Georgia Tech in the ACC championship game.
✕ 21) The New England Patriots will give the NY Jets a 2007 beat down this week.
1/02/10
☐ 22) The Mariners will win the West in the 2010 season.
☐ 23) The Lakers will not repeat as NBA champs.
✔ 24) Tiger will not miss the Masters.
4/12/10
☐ 25) Roy Halladay wins NL Cy Young award.
☐ 26) NY Yankees win 100 games.
☐ 27) Curtis Granderson has a BIG year. His numbers will be better than Damon’s last season.
☐ 28) Brian McCann has career year. He will rake.
✔ 29) Either the Spurs or Suns (or maybe both) will be in the Western conference finals.
☐ 30) Henin will get back on the major train. In fact, any time she has better than a 60 % serving percentage in a final, she will win.
✔ 31) We will start to see the decline of Roger.
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oh, Tippytoe… where for art thou? oh yeah– that story tells us. man: 4 mil in debt with no real love in the NBA as a spokesman or ‘ambassador’? Bad shape.
no one has the kind of lazy, robo-jack-it-arm and straight Mo that Tippy had. all we have is a bunch of douchey dance moves from a self-appointed “king” and a “superman” with no low-post game. alas.