So Jamarcus Russell was arrested for possession of Codeine syrup. Is this even illegal? I’m willing to bet that I generally have something on my person that is at least as dangerous as what he had. Mechanical pencils that can be used to stab fools in the temple. A laptop with which I can e-mail mean and nasty things. Cookies that have preservatives in them that might kill me someday. Codeine syrup. Ok, Russell might have been trying to make some purple drank, but who cares? He wasn’t fucked up on it? Can I get picked up for buying Ajax and carpet? If so, consider me at large, daddy.
Fuck Sunny D, I Want the Purple Stuff
There are two problems, one that I attribute to the law/media and one I attribute to Russell. First, this should not be a big deal. I don’t even see how this is illegal. Plus, Russell’s a mess. This could totally sink the poor former backup quarterback on my fantasy football team. He’s already totally Leafed it in the NFL, give the dude a break.
Second, Russell has lots of cheese. He should do legit drugs.
As a final note, the media coverage of this story makes me want to try this purple drank concoction. I’m easily influenced, I guess. Gimme that purp!
That pic of Russell is why he sucked in the NFL– he held out for max money until September his first year to get that cash, and so, he was out of shape and did not learn the system. Also, he should never have been no 1– Al Davis strikes again. At this point, if I were a prospect and Davis drafted me, I’d start saving my money, cause it’s Bust City for me.
As for the Sizzurp, don’t do it, Travy! Look what it did to Lil Wayne!