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Ay Caramba

July 23rd, 2010 · 2 Comments · T-Willikers

So Minnesota GM Prez David Kahn was fined 50K for talking about how he doesn’t think recently acquired forward Michael Beasley is going to smoke weed anymore.  How is this a bad thing?  He didn’t accuse him of anything.  In fact, he complemented him in a way and indicated that Beasley was turning over a new leaf.  Sports leagues are so anal, man.

In other news, and I love this, former Cowboys and U coach Jimmy Johnson is going to appear as a contestant on Survivor.  This is great.  The dude loves the spotlight, or needs money, so much he’s willing to endorse dick pills (and what better name for a dick pill endorser than Jimmy Johnson, right?).  Now he’s going to be drawling all over some tropical wonderland with his shirt off.  But you know dude is wily.  I get he makes it to the top three.

I want to be Jimmy Johnson!  Um, er, except for the dick stuff.

Be good sports, ya’ll

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