noun, plural -sies, verb, -sied, -sy·ing.
-noun
1. imagination, esp. of wondrous things.
2. a kind of writing that often features supernatural or magical creatures or happenings.
3. a hallucination.
4. a kind of music.
5. a form of football gaming that takes over one’s life, rendering him useless in other pursuits for 5 + months; often accompanied by a preceding 3 month planning period wherein one experiences massive amounts of anxiety and self-loathing.
-verb
1. to waste one’s life on a relatively empty pursuit.
Tags:fantasy
I suck
Sad for the girlfriend that he possibly domestically assaulted. Sad that she was dating him. Happy to go all schadenfreude on Mariotti.
Tags:Jay Mariotti
clearly satanic stuff
Although I live in Indiana, I am not a Colts fan. However, I do like them a lot more now than I used to. My Peyton jokes have gone from meany-pants to affable (although that guy is still mad risible with that frittata disposition). I kind of like local Jeff Saturday commercials now. I actively want Bob Sanders to stay healthy through a full season. And I may even draft Pierre Garcon in my FF league (hint: Donald Brown is a FF sleeper). I think one of the reasons I like the Colts more now is that Jim Caldwell is a tons mo’ awesome than that righteous windbag Dony Tungy.
Will he ever just shut the fuck up?!?!?!?! Will the NFL please stop using him as their go to mentor on spiritual and moral matters? Also, isn’ the NFL full of motherfuckin’ cussing? Isn’t it really weird that you wouldn’t hire a guy who cusses a lot?
I cannot wait to see HBO’s motherfuckin’ ‘Hard Knocks.’ I am going to DL that shit right fuckin’ now you fuckin’ queefer ball shit ass fuck dicklick ass blood bitches.
Okay, I am done. I feel much better now. Oh, and fuck Dungy.
Tags:Colts·Rex Ryan·Tony Dungy
