Fort Gibson Lake near the Arkansas River was my childhood fishing spot of choice, and it’s where the last BASS Elite Series event of the season was held. As I mentioned in my last post, I decided to pick my team randomly–well, without expert assistance–and surprise fucking surprise! I had my best week of the [...]
Entries Tagged as 'fantasy fishing'
Fantasy Fishing Week 9: It’s Over, It’s All Over!
June 20th, 2010 · No Comments · Seamus McGee
Tags:fantasy fishing·james niggemeyer·kevin vandam·skeet reese
Fantasy Fishing Week 8: Wrap Up
June 12th, 2010 · No Comments · Seamus McGee
A Wednesday-to-Saturday tournament, who woulda guessed? Three guys missed the first cut (including Reese), mystery man Cliff Pace finished 30th, and VanDam won. Ta da. I was a fat 22 points above the median, and I am now a splendidly shitty 50.3 percentile.
One week left.The only way I’m getting to 60th percentile is if I [...]
Fantasy Fishing Week 8: Tennessee Triumph
June 9th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Seamus McGee
Whatever. I’m kind of over fantasy fishing.
1. It’s way too random.
2. I don’t actually care about bass fishing, so these guys all end up being so many letters on a screen.
3. I’m just giving ESPN more hits.
4. It’s fucking fantasy fishing, and what the fuck.
So, I have a team, based mostly on expert opinion. Who [...]
Tags:fantasy fishing·james niggemeyer·kevin vandam·skeet reese
Fantasy Fishing Week 7 Wrapup
May 26th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Seamus McGee
9 points above the median, which is supremely mediocre, but I’m happy about it. Why? Mainly because McClelland and Kriet, the two guys selected specifically based on expert recommendations, actually came through–15th and 13th, respectively. Wild card Edwin Evers finished a solid 19th, but Reese and Niggemeyer, my team leaders, crapped out at 58th and [...]
Fantasy Fishing Week 7: Pride of Georgia
May 19th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Seamus McGee
Which is another great name for a tournament. Shouldn’t the PGA start livening up its tournament names? No one even remembers the names of most golf events, so how about the Wyndham Championship changing to the “Wyndham’s Envy of California”? Fuck you, Pebble Beach and your “AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am”! We OWN this state, [...]
Tags:fantasy fishing·golf tournaments·kevin vandam·mike iaconelli·skeet reese·strom thurmond
Fantasy Fishing Week 6: Wrap Up
May 10th, 2010 · No Comments · Seamus McGee
Oh for fuck’s sake. So the big decision last week was Mike Iaconelli or Aaron Martens, KVD having been banished from the team. Like fantasy fucking fishing clockwork, Ike and Martens proceeded to miss the first cut and VanDam came in 9th. One cannot, as they say, win for losing in this goddamn game.
On the [...]
Tags:fantasy fishing·kevin vandam·mike iaconelli·skeet reese
Fantasy Fishing Week 5 Wrapup/Week 6: Synergy Southern Challenge
May 5th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Seamus McGee
The tournaments are coming right on top of each other, so I have to combine posts this time. Let’s dispense with the armageddon of last week: Reese finished 5th and everyone else missed the first cut. I am now at the 46th percentile, which sucks and I hate it. On to this week in Guntersville, [...]
Fantasy Fishing Poll: Kevin VanDam or Mike Iaconelli?
April 27th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Seamus McGee
That’s it. Tell me in comments which of these two should join Skeet Reese on my team this week for the Alabama Charge at Pickwick Lake. As for the rest of the roster:
3. Tim Horton. Named after breakfast and on his home lake.
4. Gerald Swindle. Also from Alabama. I’m trying, for the first time, the [...]
Fantasy Fishing Week 4: Wrap Up
April 20th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Seamus McGee
Ick. Fucking Skeet Reese fucking won the goddamn thing. Ike missed the first cut to 50 anglers, KVD missed the second cut to 12 anglers, and I fucking suck at this.
Casey Ashley missed the first cut and is gone for good from my team. Kriet and Niggemeyer were 33rd and 27th, respectively, which is not [...]
Fantasy Fishing Week 4: Blue Ridge Brawl
April 14th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Seamus McGee
I love the names of these tournaments. The pro tennis and golf leagues could learn a thing or two from these bass fishing folks.
We’re back, and I needed the time off. I got to squeeze in a round of ESPN fantasy golf for the Masters, which was, I must say, fucking invigorating. I didn’t win, [...]
