In 2003 ESPN decided it was going to delve into drama. If it were possible for unintentional humor to be intentional I would say that the channel produced something really funny and smutty—two qualities I wholeheartedly enjoy in a media text, and, let’s face it, in life. PLAYMAKERS is a series about a professional football [...]
Entries Tagged as 'NFL'
NFL Season predictions
August 13th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Doc Hollywood
Nostrapossumus’ evil foil, Nostrababymus, will now offer some predictions about the upcoming NFL season:
-The Detroit Lions will end up 9-7 or 8-8. Don’t hate on Megatron, bounceback season. Stafford will be silly good this year. Burleson will help spread the field. Best and Smith will combine for positive yards. However, the defense still blows.
-The Oakland [...]
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Pud alert (some people never learn)
August 1st, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood
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NFL on Roids: ‘Whatever’
May 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood
Am I the only one that thinks that the NFL should be more concerned and perhaps levy greater penalties to players testing positive for banned substances? I know that there is the argument that no one should care about baseball roids, because there is a case to be made that only baseball’s ‘hallowed records’ are [...]
NFL QBs in New Roles: Rank ‘Em
May 6th, 2010 · No Comments · Ground Possum
There is going to be quite a shuffle at the starting QB position of NFL teams this year, as veteran QBs have been traded to new cities, and rookies have been drafted to teams with no sure Number One– and Roethlisberger is out for 6 weeks for conduct unbecoming. So, I will now rate the [...]
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Prayer, the Wonderlic, and Tebow
March 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood
Just woke up and today is already a good day because I found this out. The comments are almost as good as the story itself.
NFL player release rhetoric
March 2nd, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood
Apparently the Jets are going to release Thomas Jones. About this fact, I care little. What bothers me is the rhetoric of parting that happens when any team has exhausted their workhorse. . . when they have played their hand as far as they want to play it without buying back in. On the [...]
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Video Round Up: NFL Team Theme Songs Part II
February 6th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Doc Hollywood
In lieu of working on this snowy Saturday morning, I will add some more NFL team music videos! Continue to file these videos under activities that Roger “No Fun” Goodell would forbid:
L.A. Raiders “Silver and Black Attack”: A lot of lauding Al Davis up front (so you know who ponied up for this one). Really [...]
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Feeling the Jacksonville and Uche Nwaneri love
February 4th, 2010 · No Comments · Doc Hollywood
Uche just telling it like it is.
